1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:07,680 flickering light up ahead of you said shadows have you seen figures in the 3 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,280 trees or things just outside of your vision that when you turn they're gone 4 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:16,799 no we don't believe in any such sort of child stories I just want you to 5 00:01:16,799 --> 00:01:21,920 know that idea of these are stories we tell our children's things like 6 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:27,439 that don't exist that's going to get you killed you hear screaming and you 7 00:01:27,519 --> 00:01:33,200 see standing amidst the rubble of this tent close to what you could presume 8 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:40,719 15 foot tall gorilla like creature it turns and it looks to your group its 9 00:01:40,719 --> 00:01:44,159 eyes flash a deep dark red 10 00:01:47,039 --> 00:01:50,319 welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons we're D&D fifth edition actual play 11 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:54,959 podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with me today is Tom Laird 12 00:01:54,960 --> 00:02:01,920 hey that's me I play Flint Firebeard and Carla Maxted that's me I play is it 13 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:08,719 Lex it is right now let's see if it sticks and Amy More I think that's me 14 00:02:08,719 --> 00:02:12,800 I play Sia Amastasia and back with us today a very special guest from the 15 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:19,920 crit show it's rev hi I'm playing margaret broadcloak now rev you play 16 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:24,159 on the crit show yes you run games and you play games 17 00:02:24,159 --> 00:02:27,599 tell us a little bit about the crit show and what our listeners could expect 18 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:32,079 when they come and when they come and just pop in yeah so the crit show is 19 00:02:32,079 --> 00:02:36,319 an actual play podcast of course and we focus on monster of the week and 20 00:02:36,319 --> 00:02:41,120 other powered by the apocalypse games 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41 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,920 you not can it's not an it's it's a thing it's not an 42 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,840 optional we will dedicate to you whether you want this to or not 43 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:04,080 you know what and we we're going to say it as happy as we can so today's 44 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:08,720 patron that we are dedicating an episode two is creighton's underscore 45 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:13,760 raven creighton's raven thank you raven that's fun that's awesome 46 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:20,560 thank you and now fuck it let's play dnd I thought for sure 47 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:24,160 amy was gonna make a that's so raven joke but whatever 48 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:27,840 miss the boat it's the boat that's too late and he already said your 49 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:31,520 opportunity starting words now it's gone host 50 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:35,280 you are in the middle of a clearing you have just seen 51 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:39,280 this monstrous huge beast in front of you 52 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:46,160 horned long tail gorilla like figure and 53 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:54,000 margaret you see it disappear as you are charged by several 54 00:04:54,000 --> 00:05:00,800 hippo faced apes pink and gray i'll give you said it was red and 55 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,520 gray red and black is what you said orange 56 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,880 and black is what i wrote down in orange 57 00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:10,399 and black they're they're multicolored it's a rainbow of 58 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:15,600 apopotamuses calico they're calico hippo face monk the red and gray is the is 59 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:20,879 the ass of the ape red gray black orange 60 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:24,159 green blue i've got all the colors there now 61 00:05:24,159 --> 00:05:27,839 i can just cut in the ones i need um i'll give you 62 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:31,279 you're on the edge there i am three a beat 63 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:34,240 there's running there's screaming there's mayhem the the 64 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,439 settlement uh people that you've come across 65 00:05:37,439 --> 00:05:43,120 they don't seem very organized at all um some of them are screaming in on fire 66 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:46,400 some of them are running for their lives others are trying to grab 67 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,600 nervously their weapons i'll give you three a beat to kind of arrange 68 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,120 yourselves and then we'll roll for an issue 69 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,879 i'm curious as to being on the outside of this when the 70 00:05:54,879 --> 00:06:02,000 big creature disappears do i see anything different being having 71 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:08,639 an outsider's perspective we're gonna we're gonna zoom out 72 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:15,600 oh um you were busy focusing on the army out of your periphery or the 73 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,720 soldiers out here whatever you were seeing out of your periphery 74 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:25,360 um as you see this flash and the tents start to go you see the 75 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:31,439 shoulder of this this ape kind of appear out of the tent 76 00:06:31,439 --> 00:06:36,000 like it was inside and the the tent burns around it 77 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,240 you catch the horn coming up over another tent 78 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:44,959 and a blast of lightning goes as you hear 79 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:48,079 um coming from different sides of this clearing 80 00:06:48,079 --> 00:06:54,319 um the sound of grunts and and they're coming out of the forest 81 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:59,199 they're coming out of the forest and as you see this you see this 82 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:07,439 burst of lightning go and almost like it as it goes 83 00:07:07,439 --> 00:07:13,519 it seemingly to you pulls the the creature in the center of this 84 00:07:13,519 --> 00:07:17,439 clearing along with it like it's being 85 00:07:17,439 --> 00:07:21,360 like beamed up like the lightning like comes out 86 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:27,519 of what you could presume is its mouth but then as it kind of dissipates the 87 00:07:27,519 --> 00:07:31,599 beast follows behind it disapperating as it 88 00:07:31,599 --> 00:07:35,759 as it fizzles is there anything left in the spot where it was 89 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:40,000 uh there's the burning village you're not close enough to see anything 90 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,599 fire lots of fire screaming and fire lots of fire people on fire 91 00:07:43,599 --> 00:07:46,719 okay sorry i was going to give the three of you a beat 92 00:07:46,719 --> 00:07:50,799 to discuss arrange and then we'll roll 93 00:07:50,799 --> 00:07:54,560 so in the moment before this thing vanishes and i actually get 94 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,600 eyes on it is there anything about it that looks 95 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:02,720 familiar that i understand um to try to figure out what it is or 96 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:09,280 might be make a nature check uh 17 you recognize parts of it 97 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:13,199 obviously they're the the hands and the build of it 98 00:08:13,199 --> 00:08:18,959 seem very ape like the the joining of all of these different 99 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:23,120 features of it seems very unnatural to you 100 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:29,120 um throughout your travels you would have heard of the fae 101 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,960 whether you've been there or not well you tell me have you ever been to the 102 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,600 fae i think that i have dealt with a few 103 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,840 but i don't think i've physically been there 104 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,440 all right so you know that in the faith from the stories that you've 105 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:46,320 heard from those that you've interacted with is that not 106 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:51,039 everything is as as it is here in the material plane 107 00:08:51,039 --> 00:08:57,839 some things are mixed up and unnatural as we would see it 108 00:08:57,839 --> 00:09:01,199 um but that's what this in this moment kind of 109 00:09:01,199 --> 00:09:05,039 reminds you of is more of a a fae being 110 00:09:05,039 --> 00:09:09,199 rather than a being of the material plane 111 00:09:09,199 --> 00:09:12,480 Lex and flint you are awoken and you come out and you see kind of just 112 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:16,559 the aftermath of this now the the the eight hippos charging 113 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:19,120 towards you margaret's floating with her 114 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:23,039 boots thea's nowhere to be seen at the moment 115 00:09:23,039 --> 00:09:26,560 what do you do uh you mentioned people were 116 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:32,639 on fire i did maybe mention that yeah some uh it's 117 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:36,799 because the the tent where the beast was seen 118 00:09:36,799 --> 00:09:39,919 erupted in flames and the flames are starting to spread 119 00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:44,159 um the people who ran from there were a couple people who ran from 120 00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:48,720 who seemingly survived um they're on fire they're kind of rolling around 121 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:54,399 some of them are being patted out so they're frantically taking care of each 122 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:58,960 other uh not necessarily well i was going to 123 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:04,639 say is there anyone that i can like wrap a blanket around and stop them 124 00:10:04,639 --> 00:10:08,800 from being on fire sure you you run off to do you run off 125 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,160 to uh someone who's frantically screaming 126 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,600 their clothing is on fire you tell me what you do do you 127 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:19,920 full-body tackle them uh it's not really a full-body tackle but it's in 128 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:25,440 that realm of things but it's like blanket first like you get a 129 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:33,200 a jumping hug if you will i like it uh Lex i think i am just going to 130 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:39,519 um probably pull out my great sword and get ready to 131 00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:43,279 fight these creatures that seem to be attacking like i want to protect these 132 00:10:43,279 --> 00:10:47,279 sort of hapless villager people that are these dumb 133 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:50,879 dumbs who've got themselves into a stupid situation you know they're rusty 134 00:10:50,879 --> 00:10:54,079 gardening shears or whatever they've got i don't think that's gonna 135 00:10:54,079 --> 00:11:00,399 so charging towards you you see seven medium size so we're going to say 136 00:11:00,399 --> 00:11:06,639 like four to five feet tall ape hippos and 137 00:11:06,639 --> 00:11:17,840 apes and two larger so they're probably more 138 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,759 six or seven feet very burly charging towards you everybody roll 139 00:11:21,759 --> 00:11:28,240 for initiative oh my god uh you have to roll another 20 you 140 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:32,080 can uh no that's a one it's not technically 141 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,519 at least it was wasted on an initiative it's true oh well 142 00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:44,000 it's only a six i rolled a four i rolled a one amy 17 so proud 143 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:50,960 also 17 17 who has the higher decks that modifier surely must be flint 144 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,799 um plus three for modifier yes 145 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,960 it's not she's not a spry betty white type no no 146 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,399 she wears her age well but it gets in the joint sometimes 147 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:07,439 her hips don't lie we didn't really say how big this clearing was but we'll say 148 00:12:07,439 --> 00:12:11,279 it's 60 feet full across so you're right in the middle 30 feet 149 00:12:11,279 --> 00:12:15,360 apes are charging towards you from uh mostly from 150 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:23,439 the north as margaret would know um a couple smaller ones coming uh from 151 00:12:23,439 --> 00:12:25,919 the south you kind of do a quick scans 152 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:29,199 so how many did i say there were six and two 153 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:33,120 you said there was seven medium and two large you know what i should write this 154 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,680 shit down you should because you know carla's doing it 155 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,879 he was gonna go with six carla you said there was five 156 00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:44,720 yeah they disappeared three there's two tiny ones so so two medium ones 157 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,160 coming from behind five medium and two large kind of 158 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:52,240 coming and flanking from the north and flint you're up first 159 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,520 uh all right are they how far away are they 160 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,720 uh it's 30 feet to the perimeter from the center where you 161 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:04,399 are so they're within 30 feet but are they within 25 feet we're gonna 162 00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:08,000 say that you do you want to walk ahead five feet 163 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:13,040 though well we're gonna say their dwarfs don't have super duper movement 164 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,920 so i need to know if they're within 25 feet we're gonna say they have 165 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,440 charged out five to ten feet depending on which 166 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,879 one you're going for you have run to blanket an 167 00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:27,600 individual um now the two of you were the three 168 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:33,840 of you were sleeping so armor wise where are you at 169 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,840 uh i feel like flint's pretty adept at sleeping in his armor 170 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,840 yeah i mean i was on next watch so i don't think i would have like 171 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,800 fully geared down because i would have been getting up soon 172 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,399 i'm gonna write a note here that flint is gonna start experiencing 173 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:53,600 exhaustion for sleeping in his armor 174 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,960 not today how refreshed you'd be had you been sleeping naked like you 175 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,480 really wanted to well thea won't let me do that anymore 176 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:06,080 all right what do you want to do uh yeah i guess i'll uh 177 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:10,000 charge forward and hack and slash at these mofos 178 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,720 okay you're going for one of the bigger ones or one of the medium size 179 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,040 ones i will go for one of the bigger ones all 180 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:20,080 right so yeah like i said seven you know seven to eight feet tall 181 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:24,400 wide across the bigger ones have long tails that are 182 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:30,000 holding a mushroom weird i don't like the look of that 183 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,720 mushroom tail so i'm gonna try to stay like 184 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:40,240 directly in front of said large hippopotamate okay is that what we 185 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:44,079 settle on that's what you settle on yeah hippopotamate 186 00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:48,480 yeah that's the one all right uh all right i pull out my 187 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,919 long sword and i say the magic word of moist 188 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:58,160 all right and my first attack is 189 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:09,200 a 23 uh 23 will hit all right weird 23 hits an unarmored monkey 190 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:16,320 it's crazy right it's really big all right 191 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:26,160 that is 14 damage as it takes your hit it recoils 192 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:35,040 and then thrusts its belly at you for a 26 to hit that'll hit does it 193 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:41,200 help that i did cold damage to it i mean it doesn't help specifically 194 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,520 i just you never know with some of these monsters 195 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:49,920 as it belly thrusts you feel its hard nipples on you as it thrusts its chest 196 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,520 at you all right and you're gonna take 23 197 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:58,240 bludgeoning damage oh shit and you're knocked five feet back 198 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,000 thea chooses not to join the battle 199 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:07,040 uh you said 23 yes sir okay i'm gonna opt out 200 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:11,360 well thea watches from the sidelines just like they got this 201 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,919 uh i guess i will attack again all right 202 00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:21,279 that is an 18 that too will hit okay 203 00:16:24,639 --> 00:16:33,039 that is 11 damage um it it takes your hit and then rolls into your your attack 204 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:41,600 and bends over and grabs its knees and its tails lift up and a plume of noxious gas comes out from 205 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:46,640 its behind it farts at him make a constitution saving throw oh my god 206 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:54,560 just can't even right now what what is happening uh constitution saving throw all right 207 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:59,920 i have advantage against poison by the way uh it's not specifically poison 208 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:08,240 oh okay well that is a 22 okay you're fine you're it stinks it's noxious it's gross 209 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:13,519 you retch a little bit yeah perfect uh well that tail is uh out and about 210 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:23,120 do it i'm gonna slice it off of it with a 22 attack on that one okay yep sure so you're 211 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:28,400 going to slice the tail off yeah like the little mushroom and it's gonna i'm just gonna 212 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:38,080 hack that right off do it uh that is 17 damage so the tail comes off mushroom and tail drop to 213 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:48,240 the ground as it shrieks a hideous grunting holler margaret you are up so the people below are 214 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:56,400 panicking um do i see any of them even in any condition to like protect those who are like 215 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:01,200 what's christo doing how's he how's he handling this uh christo was in one of the tents so he 216 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:08,640 ran out kind of similar time to flint and Lex and yourself um he is trying to calm some of 217 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:13,440 the people he was one of the ones to go grab his weapons but as he sees flint rush out 218 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:19,120 and you fly up he kind of is trying to take stock of some of the people that are more panicked 219 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:26,560 okay um so i think i'm gonna fly down and land next to flint um and and yell to christo like 220 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:34,240 as i go by like stay between us and these people and i'm gonna try to 221 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:42,640 hit the one that uh flint is fighting all right uh so 28 oh uh yes yes that will hit 222 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:48,080 that would be nine and i don't suppose that this thing happens to be a fiend or undead 223 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:58,480 uh it is not actually there so you come down and strike down with your mace as this ape is 224 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:04,080 kind of rolling through some of the the the damage that flint was dealing jumps up and tries 225 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:14,320 to belly thrust you uh that's gonna be a 21 to hit yes 12 bludgeoning damage and you are knocked 226 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:23,759 back five feet um and you too have three actions per round so you can attack two more times uh yeah 227 00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:28,480 so i think i will do that i'll step forward again and take a swing at it because this is 228 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:33,599 one of them and i've seen flint i don't know him uh but if the stories that he's told me 229 00:19:33,599 --> 00:19:37,279 of what they have done are true and this one is still standing that's not good news 230 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:49,839 okay 15 15 will hit and that will be seven tell me what happens when you kill this first yeah 231 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:58,240 uh i margaret leaps forward again after getting knocked backwards and holds her shield a little 232 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:05,759 higher and hits at the uh kind of the underside of the belly um worked because it was very hard 233 00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:10,640 at the top and so she thinks like oh if i can get it from below and uh it just kind of collapses 234 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:17,119 to the ground out of air um and she slams the shield down on his head it deflates and 235 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:24,000 a noxious cloud comes up and out of it make a constitution saving throw and its response to 236 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:32,400 what um to a noxious cloud that came out of the deflating gorilla pole okay uh so like a 237 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:42,400 a stinking cloud or a harmful gas or vapor yes okay i have um advantage on those oh i like it 238 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:50,480 that's so specific i'm glad it came in yeah i just bought a bunch of random items that i 239 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,840 thought oh if you encountered various monsters around the world here are the things you would 240 00:20:53,839 --> 00:21:03,119 have randomly found uh so that is a 23 uh yes it is it is certainly stinky i uh well i mean it 241 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:06,720 depends what your thing does maybe you don't even smell it i'm not sure how your item works 242 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:12,319 specifically but uh you certainly don't take any ill effects from it other than it being a 243 00:21:12,319 --> 00:21:18,480 stinking cloud margaret looks at flint and he goes wasn't me um so you have one more attack 244 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:28,559 um you flew down so you'd still have walk or run speed walk speed to get to probably you 245 00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:36,160 could make it to one of the medium sized ones um i think i'm going to stay where i am okay in 246 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:43,200 case any of them get closer to the the camp okay uh we could say you would uh ready that 247 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:48,720 action so if one on its turn comes close to you you can ready to hit that as it's coming 248 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:58,480 towards you okay okay and then we are to the apes the remaining large one um if you went to 249 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:04,000 that one the other one was on a farther side rushes towards the encampment and begins to try 250 00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:11,039 and get some of the frantic people um and it attacks uh with its fists 251 00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:19,039 uh one misses but one of the town's people one of the soldiers so to speak quote unquote 252 00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:26,960 um takes a fist uh hard in the chest um and Lex you're close enough that you would hear 253 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:34,160 bone crunching as this person falls to the ground um the medium ones one is going to at 254 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:39,039 least one is definitely going to rush towards you uh and flint margaret so you may take your 255 00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:46,720 attack as it approaches a natural 20 all right so you roll your die your damage dice twice 256 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:54,960 and then add your modifiers once uh 18 all right tell me what happens when you kill this 257 00:22:55,600 --> 00:23:03,039 smaller damn god mark right there really right taking them down fuck with betty white um i think 258 00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:10,319 that she hears that sound from inside the camp of that larger one and just the the rage the 259 00:23:10,319 --> 00:23:15,840 frustration of something having gotten past them she just takes it out on the closest one and 260 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:24,400 so it's just straight in the face perfect um it drops to the ground as two more rush over 261 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:29,920 to you one attacking uh margaret one attacking flint so the attacks on margaret two fists 262 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:39,759 um first one is going to be a seven next one is 21 uh 21 hits okay then you are going to take 263 00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:47,280 six bludgeoning damage from one of the fists of this creature flint uh 15 and 12 neither of 264 00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:55,359 those hit i don't think both are bad all right uh both let out a stinking noxious odor cloud 265 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:02,559 um you don't smell it because you have special things flint you're gonna have to make a 266 00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:11,519 constitution saving throw again okay thank god con is one of my good ones that is a 19 267 00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:17,920 you're fine four more rush to the encamp two tour or one towards Lex the other three 268 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:25,680 towards townsfolk uh the ones uh rushing towards the townsfolk each get a punch 269 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:34,079 off but don't drop the townspeople and then the one towards Lex that is not good 11 and a nine 270 00:24:34,319 --> 00:24:42,960 uh nope okay carla's like right i'm Lex yeah uh thea you were uh what i thought he needed me to add 271 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:48,480 those together and i was like no i don't do the math no you just give me the end number um okay 272 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:55,279 well could we possibly say that while this is happening i've been slinking through tall 273 00:24:55,279 --> 00:25:01,519 grass toward the fight yes thank you i appreciate that because had he made me take a turn 274 00:25:01,519 --> 00:25:06,799 take a turn just like running through a field i probably would have tipped a table or something 275 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,799 he would have been like and that's your turn 276 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:22,480 so i'm gonna try to cold breath okay i do not that's my turn i have to make a dexterity 277 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:29,200 saving throw so i oh do i have to recharge it if i do oh that's only after i use it 278 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:35,039 right because that's what it means so you're okay i i want to find a big one 279 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:42,160 uh there's one big one in the camp yeah yep okay so dexterity saving throw yes please yep 280 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:52,960 nine 12 so no good so you take four d8 cold damage yeah it's getting chilly up in her 281 00:25:52,960 --> 00:26:03,039 four that's a one that's a two guys we're getting there okay that's another two 282 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:13,200 and that's a five so ten cold damage did this just spit ice cubes at at the 283 00:26:14,079 --> 00:26:21,840 kind of yeah a blast of freezing wind and a 15-foot cone um okay uh it is chilly fLex 284 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:31,920 sorry does it take my damage yeah okay you're just like it's local well hey um i am going 285 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:39,360 to use a bonus action to cast searing smite okay and then i am going to attack the one 286 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:47,680 that tried to attack me with my great sword so that is how great is it it's pretty great 287 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:56,480 pretty great that's a great roll that's not even credit no it's plus 10 so that is going to be 288 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:10,240 10 uh stabbing damage but then also it will get three fire damage okay as your uh blade yes 289 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:18,319 blade strikes in and ignites some of the fur the ape lets out a bellow and drops to the ground 290 00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:23,920 seemingly unconscious great well i'm going to move on oh unconscious okay well let's finish 291 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:28,559 that well do i care i mean it drops to the ground it i don't know i'm going to move on 292 00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:35,279 to another one because maybe maybe they talk and we could interrogate it after i could tie 293 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:40,720 it up and throw it in a river throw it in a river okay next attack is an 18 294 00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:49,119 on whatever other one is closest to me so that is going to be six plus so 10 11 damage 295 00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:55,680 on that one that one is also dead great well let's go for a third one then okay 296 00:27:55,680 --> 00:28:11,519 okay so describe this kind of pass through that you do here so you haven't made it to the big one 297 00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:16,480 but you've taken out three of the more medium sized ones yeah i think hearing the sound of 298 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:24,240 that creature break the villagers like clavicle or whatever it did like really made me like 299 00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:30,640 all my protective instincts come out so i am just like not raging in a dnd way but in a normal way 300 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:36,559 and i'm just like cutting through and i am trying to make my way to that big one because 301 00:28:36,559 --> 00:28:40,880 i want to take down the biggest meanest creature there is so i'll i'll knock all 302 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:45,920 these little guys out of the way on my way to that big one okay it's the people's turn 303 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:56,480 and the majority of them are well a couple of them are were engaged in combat but you have 304 00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:02,480 amended that for them and they are busy trying to stop some of the people from running back 305 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:10,800 into the forest or are running with them christo is moving he has finished helping somebody 306 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:15,360 sending them to a more safe vantage point and he's going to charge towards 307 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:25,120 the larger ape creature with thea and that's a natural 20 he swings with his sword i don't like 308 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:33,440 that pass he's not going to hit you i mean it's going to hit christos our friend he's a good guy 309 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:39,520 oh right so that's going to be you think russ just named one of the hippo waves don't know 310 00:29:39,759 --> 00:29:45,279 how embarrassing that they had the same name too right make really awkward they both look 311 00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:50,319 when you call them uh that's going to be 18 slashing damage i guess he's not as useless 312 00:29:50,319 --> 00:29:57,759 as we thought he was yeah take it back christo back to the top flint uh who's nearby still 313 00:29:57,759 --> 00:30:02,160 some of these medium-sized boys yeah there's one on each you and margaret all right i'll 314 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:09,920 take a choppy choppy at the one that's on me okay uh that is a 20 but not critical right yep 315 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:18,560 uh 10 damage on that one you you cut into it deep it's bleeding out and it drops to the 316 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:25,519 ground it's still uh it's still crying out in pain all right we'll take a second action to 317 00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:32,639 just finish the job do you need me to roll you you get advantage on it it's prone all right 318 00:30:34,319 --> 00:30:37,920 it's up i mean is 17 enough do i need to roll again no you're good 319 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:45,440 in case it was a crit thought i would uh yeah so 17 uh yeah i put my foot on its back and 320 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:54,559 just like run my sword through it uh it in a swift clean cut it stops any noise it's making 321 00:30:55,519 --> 00:31:00,720 and i turn and uh take a chop at the one that is attacking margaret okay 322 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:14,000 23 yes sir oh that's full damage 17 tell me how you kill it i mean essentially same thing i 323 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:19,039 kind of trip it put my weight on it run it through it worked so well on the last one it's 324 00:31:19,039 --> 00:31:24,159 clean it's humane it's uh it works it's bob barker approves 325 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,279 okay anything else movement or otherwise there's no none immediately around you so if you were 326 00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:36,000 to move you would not be invoking opportunity uh i'll move about 10 feet closer to the big 327 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:43,599 one that's left okay margaret your turn uh i think seeing Lex and cristo with the big one 328 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:50,560 i'm gonna rush over to it uh how far away is it uh you can definitely make it this turn 329 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:57,920 so yeah within 30 uh and i'm gonna get next to cristo uh and swing my my mace at it okay 330 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:09,200 uh 23 yes sir and i think it being in the middle of camp um 331 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:15,039 um i do nine damage but i'm actually gonna spend two of my 332 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:24,160 my superiority points okay um because as a monster hunter um if i spend two i don't have to roll 333 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:29,279 them they are just the top number but i have to spend two so it's actually 29 points 334 00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:37,920 29 points of damage yes yeah all right margaret that is a handy ass thing to have 335 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:45,519 okay so describe to me this move as you come over and strike this thing down um i think it's very 336 00:32:45,519 --> 00:32:50,720 similar to the last big one that we took down that margaret runs up behind it and slides 337 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:56,400 underneath it and is able to hit that weak spot right underneath its belly um before it gets 338 00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,080 real hard where it's been attacking us and it collapses to the ground and she brings the 339 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:08,319 shield down again so we picture betty white like ninja sliding underneath this large hippo 340 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:18,000 ape creature driving your mace up into it and as you hit it it hollers and looks down at you 341 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:26,399 and beats its chest releases a noxious gas um but then all of the other ones and this one 342 00:33:26,399 --> 00:33:35,200 in in unison just like the large one that you saw from behind them lightning erupts and 343 00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:42,880 they are pulled into you see the light leave this large creature's eyes as it's being sucked back 344 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:49,039 up into this lightning all of them have disappeared you're out of combat now 345 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:57,039 well that's a hell of a thing um can i go and cure or yeah i want to cure that 346 00:33:57,039 --> 00:34:03,680 guy's busted bones yeah you walk over and he's he's still alive but like 347 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:13,519 gagging blood you know coming up he's grasping his chest as you approach um okay i am going to 348 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:23,920 kind of kneel beside him and i am going to cast cure wounds that's my spell casting ability 349 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:32,079 so cristo margaret and thea are all within sight and range of this um 350 00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:42,400 uh it is just um not mass cure wounds sorry friends i'm just gonna hear this guy uh seven 351 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:51,440 plus five is 12 so he gets healed for 14 points of damage and as i do that my other knee kind 352 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:58,800 of comes down and i like have to kind of catch myself a little bit you see this energy pass 353 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:08,000 from Lex into this man and everybody within sight and earshot hear the bones crunch back 354 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:16,000 together as they reform and assemble and the blood stops coming out of his mouth and he's the 355 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:25,599 panic leaves his eyes as he looks up and says they thank you i trot up beside Lex and offer 356 00:35:25,599 --> 00:35:33,599 myself as support so that he can lean on my big furry body to get up that's nice and then 357 00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:40,480 i just say it's thea bt dubbs because i realize that we haven't talked since i left and 358 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:45,039 um i guess 359 00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:53,920 why is it so mysterious russ now they're all just gone again you guys when i was out in the woods 360 00:35:54,960 --> 00:36:04,240 i saw where that first big monkey thing came from and it was inside a tent 361 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:12,000 oh so it was in a tent it was in a tent before it burned that tent down 362 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:21,280 do you think one of the villagers turned it hey cristo is everyone accounted for the creature 363 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:27,600 appeared from within a tent so is one of your people missing did one of your people um let 364 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:33,280 let me uh let me go check you see people kind of as as things are calming down coming back 365 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:38,720 from the tree line and those that had weapons are um are kind of doing i'll just do it i'll 366 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:45,280 do a count and and let you know and he runs off to go do that it's either that or they're 367 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:53,600 popping up through some sort of portal through some sort of i don't know well i mean they 368 00:36:53,600 --> 00:37:01,280 disappeared via lightning maybe they arrive that way too is it lightning or are they being sent 369 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:08,720 to different places because i feel like they were being called back 370 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:15,200 all at once when the big ones died and then they all left at once it seems like a strategic 371 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:24,080 retreat the big one the the real big one it wasn't entirely this but it seemed like it had 372 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:29,680 elements of of the fae i don't know if you've all dealt with them i haven't had a whole lot 373 00:37:29,679 --> 00:37:39,039 of run-ins but it was like a a hodgepodge of different animals and it was very distinctly 374 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,719 angry nature is the best way i can describe it thea nods her head there's some 375 00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:51,359 fucked up creatures in the fae i wouldn't be surprised at all but how did it get here 376 00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:57,039 what is it doing here did you notice did the lightning strike before it appeared or after 377 00:37:57,759 --> 00:38:02,400 did i notice that the lightning struck before or after um you saw 378 00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:11,039 the lightning appear from within the tent setting the tent ablaze and then it kind of 379 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:21,840 burned down around it the lightning seemed to have come first and then as the tent burned 380 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:29,039 away from the lightning there was you know as i have i have to give props a wonderfully 381 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,440 fabulous entrance but 382 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:42,960 i don't know maybe flint's right maybe they're coming and leaving through the lightning somehow 383 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:50,400 oh christo comes back and he says i mean some of some people are injured but it 384 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:56,480 it seems like every everybody's here whose tent is that and or whose tent rather was there 385 00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:06,159 there's no tent left to be that um that was leroys and veronicas and jugheads 386 00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:19,679 um you know it was just we none none of us are very important if that's what you're getting 387 00:39:19,679 --> 00:39:24,000 at i mean we're all important in our own special unique flay we're all we're all unique 388 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,960 snowflakes as our parents have taught us um but did he say fae get him 389 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:34,880 him unique way unique way slip of the tongue sorry 390 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,400 i thought you were going to say in all of our unique flavors and then stopped yourself like 391 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:51,760 we're very tasty like little nuggets new problem cannibal everybody you're standing 392 00:39:51,760 --> 00:40:04,240 around make a perception check margaret and Lex at advantage 18 393 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:15,920 so 26 am i relying on hearing or smell by any chance yeah hearing yeah so yeah you advantage 394 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:23,360 you're not very up to and this isn't as good so 18 is good okay also 26 26 26 all right the 395 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:33,840 26 is in the group so margaret and Lex you feel like a cold stillness fall over the group 396 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:39,760 so 397 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:51,280 look up and kind of scan eyes around the camp as you look around you 398 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:59,519 you the the trees that were moving naturally with the wind appear to be still at this moment 399 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,400 the clouds above you begin to swirl 400 00:41:11,679 --> 00:41:17,360 anybody seen anything like this before and i'm looking at tia in particular 401 00:41:20,079 --> 00:41:23,119 i look up at the sky in the direction that she's looking 402 00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:27,759 has thea seen anything like this before it looks like a storm is it a storm are we in 403 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:33,280 the eye of a storm is this a hurricane i've read about those one of those elusive forest 404 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:41,280 hurricanes yeah it might be an ape nado i'm afraid i love everything about that sentence 405 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,920 if iron's earring shows up i'm gonna lose my mind ross did you get iron's 406 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,160 earring to guest star on the podcast three two one there he is 407 00:41:50,399 --> 00:41:58,879 um no as you look up you i mean it aside from looking like a storm or perhaps a funnel cloud 408 00:41:58,879 --> 00:42:05,440 forming you haven't specifically seen or felt anything quite like this i would say it's just 409 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:15,599 the weather except it's too coincidental and as you say that Lex and margaret make a dexterity 410 00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:19,119 saving throw with advantage everybody else just a regular dexterity saving throw 411 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:36,159 18 19 16 6 18 19 100 is that your 25 so everybody everybody who rolled below a 19 412 00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:45,199 oh wait what did cristo do not yeah yeah cristo you're in the same boat as me 413 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,319 lightning strikes right in the middle of your 414 00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:57,119 and fans out this crackling energy and it's quickly followed by the beast you saw 415 00:42:57,759 --> 00:43:04,319 at first as it falls from the sky and lands like a meteor crushing out 416 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:14,720 the ground below it throwing the majority of you off to the side Lex you just in the like nick 417 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:23,840 of time leap up as this thing hits the ground and manage to just miss the first wave as the 418 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:31,519 ground rolls out everybody except Lex is going to take uh 16 bludgeoning damage 419 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:37,840 plus 14 lightning damage so a total of 30 damage and you are knocked prone as this 420 00:43:39,039 --> 00:43:46,079 huge fanged horned gorilla beast stares you down roll for initiative 421 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:59,280 now we're here in the middle now we're here it's the middle the middle 422 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:05,600 welcome to the gooey center this is where all the goods are it's like the middle of a cinnamon 423 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:12,400 roll that very center part where it's all like gooey and sugary and cinnamon you get 424 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:18,160 your fingers really sticky but you definitely wait and save for that part at the end yeah 425 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:24,720 yay or nay on raisins involved in cinnamon buns sometimes i'm good with i would say not 426 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:30,640 a hard no but my preference would be no okay yeah when i when i pick up a cinnamon bun i'm like 427 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:36,640 there's probably not raisins in this because i don't put them in there so probably not you know 428 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:42,720 when i pick up a cinnamon bun i think to myself this is delicious and wonderful you know what else 429 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:48,320 is wonderful our patrons our patrons are our patrons are the best uh over at Patreon.com 430 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:54,800 slash dumb dragon cast is where you can find out about all of our uh 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them but 455 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:22,400 i i love you more than they do whoa there it is there it is all right ah yeah so that's 456 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:27,360 what we're gonna leave you on hopefully you have a wonderful day just to summarize you know 457 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:35,280 it austin powers sorry not sorry rust loves you more come play games with us 458 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:42,880 that's a very good summary you're just amazing that was it so good i think instead of the 459 00:47:43,599 --> 00:47:47,920 montage of edits that you do at every start of the episode we should just have amy 460 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:54,079 do a succinct recap yeah i like it anyways back to the episode thanks everybody Patreon 461 00:47:54,079 --> 00:48:03,039 dot com slash jump dragon cast please go check it out so margaret you're up first so you're prone 462 00:48:03,039 --> 00:48:08,960 so to stand up takes half of your movement you were knocked just five feet out so not far from 463 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:16,319 the beast but uh you are currently prone staring down this large beasts face to face 464 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:22,640 yeah i'm gonna get up and reach into my pack and uh drink a potion 465 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:31,519 okay healing potion whiskey isn't it yeah it is a little liquid courage 466 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:41,120 uh so i'll heal 16 okay um what kind of what is the scene in in front of us now 467 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,800 you know this thing has hit ground zero is it blowing everybody back essentially 468 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,360 yeah so everybody except Lex Lex seems to have jumped up and is still standing 469 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:56,320 weapon drawn i presume everybody else uh in the immediate vicinity the the larger group was off 470 00:48:56,320 --> 00:49:03,280 to the side um and panicked and fled for the most part i mean pretty much everybody uh 471 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:09,760 christo is seemingly unconscious um the beast is standing before you the ground around you 472 00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:15,680 is torn up uh very much like when you found flint the and Lex originally 473 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:23,360 kind of that earthquake feel to it um and is considered uh difficult terrain so half movement 474 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:32,160 is halved okay um and so this is dnd question um so i used part of my movement to get up 475 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,280 obviously i i assume i used part of my movement to get in my bag as well 476 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:40,320 uh no that would have been a free action okay so yeah you would have used you've got a movement 477 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:46,880 of 30 yeah so you've moved 15 or used 15 to stand up so you still have 15 difficult terrain 478 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:54,960 like you you're you're within still within range okay um so i'm going to um activate my 479 00:49:54,960 --> 00:50:01,920 my boots again and fly up next to Lex so as i get next to Lex i'm gonna raise my shield and 480 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:07,119 swing at this thing and see how sturdy it is compared to the other two styles we've seen okay 481 00:50:11,039 --> 00:50:17,200 sturdier than that i assume uh 17 uh 17 hits but just barely 482 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:24,639 seven so you strike in with your mace again i assume yeah and it 483 00:50:24,639 --> 00:50:36,079 it it it hits but the the beast doesn't seem to move or flinch based on this attack um it barely 484 00:50:36,079 --> 00:50:41,599 even draws any blood like it's a scrape you hit kind of its arm from where you're standing 485 00:50:41,599 --> 00:50:47,519 so you don't really see much damage below its fur um yeah seeing that this hasn't had much 486 00:50:47,599 --> 00:50:49,759 effect i'm i'm gonna try again okay 487 00:50:53,039 --> 00:50:58,880 no i'm not that would be a nine you know what thought about it you don't want to do it that 488 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:05,519 will not change my mind i'm just scuffing up this mace let me rethink this okay um it kind 489 00:51:05,519 --> 00:51:12,079 of just glares down at you and grunts as flint you move into position all right how far away 490 00:51:12,079 --> 00:51:17,360 am i uh you were knocked five feet back from the epicenter so i mean you're within 491 00:51:19,039 --> 00:51:26,000 your yeah you're five feet out from where it is okay uh yeah i will also stand up 492 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:34,079 that seems like a good course of action okay um and i'll move towards where margaret and Lex 493 00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:38,880 are you can make it within range you're not going to be able to cluster with them but 494 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:44,079 you'll be within a few feet from them what if i dashed over to them yeah we'll say you can make 495 00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:52,000 it okay um if it's now engaged with with margaret and i'm guessing Lex via proximity 496 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:57,680 uh i'm gonna come at it from a slightly different angle so like wherever i would have been you 497 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,400 know 10 feet away from them i'll go at it from that angle just to spread out the love 498 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:12,480 a little bit and i will uh swing my moist tongue long sword at it okay uh that is a 24 uh that 499 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:23,280 will hit right that is eight cold damage and then five extra so 13 in total got it same 500 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:28,000 sort of thing as before does it look like it got hurt does it look like it paid attention 501 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:37,760 at all to my blow kind of like winces i guess a little bit but not like it took a huge hit 502 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:47,440 okay um what else do i have that's like maybe more fun to do than just hacking away at it 503 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,280 probably not much i'm just a fighter 504 00:52:49,519 --> 00:52:56,160 uh yeah i guess i'll uh i guess i'll go for it again like oh we have a group of 505 00:52:57,519 --> 00:53:03,040 it's a lot of fighters slashers yeah uh 16 i don't think that's gonna hit 506 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:09,840 no sir and we'll do third attack 24 again uh yeah 507 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:19,760 uh nine damage on that one okay at the end of your turn it uh moves without provoking 508 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:29,360 opportunity attack it leaps up into the air and back 40 feet so away from what would make sense 509 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:37,920 i'll run bitch uh moves towards the group of people so it's about 10 feet from the group 510 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:46,960 of people and lands on the ground it is its turn it turns and looks back at your group 511 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:55,039 and then charges towards the crowd of now running and fleeing people they've kind of 512 00:53:55,039 --> 00:54:01,440 spread out so it's not going to get all of them but they must make uh i'm going to make 513 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:09,280 fist attack i'll run in a serpentine pattern that's uh that's a 30 514 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,920 when they think you're gonna say so luckily we've learned it's vindictive 515 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:19,679 right fuck you guys i'm going after the innocent people it charges into two of them 516 00:54:19,679 --> 00:54:24,480 and you just hear bones crushing as it barrels through two people to one of those 517 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:30,400 people that Lex just finished healing up not specifically that one was the trip really 518 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:41,920 necessary um it is now 60 feet away from you damn it um and it is this turn dash doubles my 519 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:51,119 speed yes and it's 60 feet away it is yeah 40 20 60 feet away yeah great i'm gonna dash 520 00:54:52,000 --> 00:55:04,799 okay because i wanted kill it because i hate it um i also am going to um use a superiority die to do 521 00:55:04,799 --> 00:55:15,759 a fainting attack which if this attack succeeds will be handy okay um is 29 okay the attack 522 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:25,120 succeeds probably succeeds yeah let me remember i can expend a superiority die to add the total 523 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:34,160 to my damage roll okay and then i also will have advantage on my next attack okay so that 524 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:43,280 is no god i wish i got to roll a d20 it's my superiority down right so it's 13 damage 525 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:50,160 on that first attack okay and you have advantage on the next on the next attack which i well i'll 526 00:55:50,160 --> 00:56:00,480 take it it was a 19 but okay no i'll take the 19 so that'll be a 29 okay uh six that's 10 damage 527 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:07,840 and then i will attack one more time oh my god how many actions you have can i borrow some 528 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:14,640 18 18 hits right you said 17 yes uh five nine damage 529 00:56:16,559 --> 00:56:22,640 okay does it react to any of that is anything happening yeah so you run up behind it because 530 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:28,160 it was charging towards these people and you're striking into it um you manage to it does not 531 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:36,320 have fur on its hind quarters um you manage to draw blood and it raises a foot and launches 532 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:45,920 this clawed foot back at you kicking at you it cow kicks you um uh that's gonna be a 29 533 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:55,039 yeah i'll do it that's 14 bludgeoning damage okay dokey at least it doesn't bend over and 534 00:56:55,039 --> 00:56:59,600 like fart in your face or something yeah at least it's just fighting it's not being rude 535 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:05,680 okay i can has turn now it is your turn now okay 60 feet away from you yeah it doesn't 536 00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:12,880 even matter how far away it is i use a bonus action to turn uh back into my elven self 537 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:20,720 okay and i cast moonbeam on this motherfucker but it's a cloudy night 538 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:26,960 doesn't matter a silvery beam of pale light shines down in a five foot radius a 40 foot 539 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:33,200 high cylinder centered on a point within range range is 120 feet okay when a creature 540 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:38,000 enters a spell area for the first time on a turn or starts its turn there it is engulfed 541 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,160 in ghostly flames that causes searing pain and must make a constitution saving throw 542 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:49,920 otherwise it takes eight d 10 radiant damage constitution 15 fail 543 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:57,200 sorry yeah yeah get them yeah a shape shifter hold on i don't know if this is important or 544 00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:01,520 not but maybe it is read it a shape shifter makes its saving throw with disadvantage 545 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:08,320 still stands if it fails it also instantly reverts to its original form and can't assume a different 546 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:14,079 form until it leaves the spell's light it is the same shape as when you did before it's worth a 547 00:58:14,079 --> 00:58:20,079 shot i mean yeah and on each of my turns after this i can just move this beam so that it is 548 00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:25,199 back on you how far can you move it 60 feet in any direction but the monkey doesn't know 549 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:32,640 that so it won't move 61 feet in any direction you can't i'm just saying it just won't 550 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:38,000 my daughter just so we're clear the monkey will not be doing 551 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:47,360 so many details here's that listeners i get to roll damage all zeros all zeros all zeros 552 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:54,960 oh okay wasn't all zeroes hoping for all zeroes because the zeroes are tens right i was 553 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:04,960 okay so there's ten guys is russell bad dm i don't know does rus know how to play dnd 554 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:09,360 i always assumed it was us that's why he never rolls d10s because he thinks he's getting zero 555 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:21,039 three thirty one thirty eight radiant damage suck it okay uh no tell me what it looks like 556 00:59:21,039 --> 00:59:28,320 as it hits uh just seemingly out of nowhere parting the clouds i don't think it actually 557 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:36,240 goes up that high it's only 40 foot high um but just a blinding light blue and icy come 558 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:43,600 shooting down from the sky directly over top of this fucked up monkey it hollers 559 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:49,760 loud and it echoes and bounces off the trees and back around you it begins to charge towards 560 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:59,360 you moving 20 feet kind of just barreling past Lex and towards you and i trip it on its way i 561 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:04,960 put my foot out no okay we're back opportunity attack oh you said it doesn't zero i stick a 562 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:12,400 opportunity it's a little bicycle right did rust not mention it's on a tiny bicycle 563 01:00:14,639 --> 01:00:24,639 back to margaret uh can i get to tia before the gorilla you can get to the yeah yeah so the 564 01:00:24,639 --> 01:00:31,599 it charged forward uh about 20 feet um so it's another 40 feet away so you yeah it's your 565 01:00:31,599 --> 01:00:38,000 turn so you could make it to thea yep okay uh yeah i want to fly over to thea and i'm gonna 566 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:44,239 touch her and uh touch her on the shoulder and now she has protection from evil and good 567 01:00:45,199 --> 01:00:51,759 and so any fake creature attacking has disadvantage when attacking her interesting 568 01:00:51,759 --> 01:00:59,839 having seen this thing her do something in it yeah okay awesome okay so margaret's got so 569 01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:07,440 many tricks we've never seen does that count as an action a bonus action does it say uh that 570 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:15,200 is a spell that i get it is under um oh i see spells spells protection from good and evil one 571 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:20,720 action so yeah you still have two other actions to do something can't cast another spell but 572 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:30,960 um if you have some sort of yeah range attack or so i think that uh after i land next to her and i 573 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:36,240 touch her and cast a spell on her i'm gonna kind of put my hands on my knees for a second and 574 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:42,080 breathe heavy and i'm gonna use my second wind uh to get some hit points back okay 575 01:01:42,079 --> 01:01:51,920 okay uh so that'll be 24 um and then i'm just going to ready an action to hit it 576 01:01:51,920 --> 01:02:01,840 if it gets over here perfect okay um it is a flint yeah it was just here for a second 577 01:02:03,199 --> 01:02:09,759 uh i'm gonna make my way over towards thea and margaret as well being as that seems to be 578 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:15,280 where that giant ape monster is going to uh but along the way i'm gonna throw my dwarf and 579 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:24,160 thrower at it several times cool cool cool cool cool cool it is cool it's a 23 uh yeah okay 580 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:29,120 and that'll be 14 damage on the first one okay 581 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:38,400 that is a 31 so i think that's gonna hit you've gone too high i mean it's a plus 582 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:47,760 13 bonus for us he's extreme who gave you that item fuck uh no comment idiot dm a benevolent 583 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:52,960 game master that's uh that's 11 damage on the next one sure yeah 584 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:59,920 oh rolled it off the table hang on that's a nat 20 if that happens right and that is a 19 585 01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,360 i rolled a six that time guys 586 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:09,440 oh my goodness at least you can't miss and that is 15 damage 587 01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:23,280 what exclamation was that okay so everybody's crowding around thea you let fly your hammer 588 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:30,320 it zings back again and again and you're hitting this beast as it's running towards you you 589 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:40,080 hear muscles tearing bones crunching as it's screaming towards you it gets within 20 feet 590 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:48,480 and it jumps up into the air uh it rolls into a ball and it comes crashing down 591 01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:58,320 directly about 10 feet in front of you each of you uh except for Lex because you're farther 592 01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:05,519 back can make a strength or dexterity saving throw your choice i mean i'm gonna pick the 593 01:04:05,519 --> 01:04:14,320 one with the plus five bonus russ i get it seems like a good strategy that is a 24 okay 23 okay 594 01:04:15,039 --> 01:04:21,360 13 okay the 24 and the 23 succeed the 13 does not but i have protection 595 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:25,280 what does that do for me target has advantage oh you have advantage on 596 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:34,960 okay gosh see i'm glad i asked oh oh 17 uh that's an 18 sorry 15 plus three is 18 597 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:40,880 18 still does not help oh fuck i know so close so close so glad we looked up all that information 598 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:46,640 about this spell you never know it might have worked it was very close um the earth heaves 599 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:53,040 up in front of you and a burst of lightning comes out shocking through uh those that don't 600 01:04:53,119 --> 01:04:58,000 save take full damage those that do save take half damage so looking forward to this full damage 601 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:06,400 i'm gonna take 18 bludgeoning damage for full damage so nine for half and another 16 lightning 602 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:16,559 damage and thea you are knocked prone uh so that's eight and nine so 17 for those who take 603 01:05:16,639 --> 01:05:23,440 half and you are not knocked prone i'm gonna use my reaction to use shield master evasion 604 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:27,920 which just lets me on a dexterity saving throw if it's half damage take none because i get 605 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:34,960 the shield up in front okay yep then you take none awesome it stands up and reaches to the 606 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:43,840 sky and lightning begins to call down to its hands it is uh Lexus churn dope so you are 607 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:54,880 it jumped 20 ran within 10 so you're 50 feet from it come on how can i yeah he went to his 608 01:05:54,880 --> 01:06:01,680 mind palace to get those numbers didn't you see yeah totally uh and you dash more than once 609 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:07,280 you can't but it uses an action each time doesn't it is that how dashing works yeah 610 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:12,960 oh you can only dash once lame okay i don't fucking know dash i don't know yeah but i 611 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:17,840 think as long as you're taking up an action to do it are you asking just in general or like 612 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:24,400 just on your turn um so yeah just in general um you can't hold on you can't dash again 613 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:29,920 until you move zero so you dashed on your last turn so if you move zero this turn you can dash 614 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:35,039 on your next turn or you can move up to your full speed right now and not dash again until 615 01:06:35,039 --> 01:06:39,360 you move zero because they assume you got to where you wanted to get and you can just kind 616 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:44,400 of stand they didn't account for the jumping monkeys the jumping monkeys the wind sprints i 617 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:53,840 was trying to do in the middle of this battle um okay then i guess i will throw a hand axe at 618 01:06:53,840 --> 01:07:00,400 it but bear with me because i think i can do another thing also aim for the butt right 619 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,160 i mean that was right that was a different character choice but you know whatever 620 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:13,200 um yeah i'm gonna use another superiority die for distracting strike so i'll get to add the 621 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:20,480 superiority die to my damage and then the next attack roll i'll have um sorry the next attack 622 01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:26,560 roll against the target by an attacker other than me will have an it will have advantage so 623 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:32,320 the next person that attacks it will have advantage okay so i am going to throw a 624 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:47,680 hand axe at it that is a 20 not a not the good one seven that is 13 damage i have another hand 625 01:07:47,680 --> 01:08:00,559 axe so i'm gonna throw that one too that is 20 again and that is 15 damage so both of these 626 01:08:00,559 --> 01:08:10,000 axes fly through the air and stick into the posterior side of this beast great well i have 627 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:15,279 one more attack so why not throw the dagger too let's just see how many i can how many weapons i 628 01:08:15,279 --> 01:08:26,319 can have hanging out of this out of this ding dong uh 22 and 12 damage okay and so 629 01:08:26,319 --> 01:08:32,880 yeah and then so the next person who doesn't attack has advantage um okay it um as it's 630 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:42,239 getting stuck with and it's reaching up to the sky it begins to move away from everybody 631 01:08:42,239 --> 01:08:49,679 it's running towards the trees full speed so it moves 40 feet towards i mean we already 632 01:08:49,679 --> 01:08:54,399 said it's 30 feet from it so it makes it to the trees do my weapons fall out of it as it 633 01:08:54,399 --> 01:09:00,399 runs away yeah we'll say the muscles loosen them and they fall on the way be sad if i lost all 634 01:09:00,399 --> 01:09:07,359 those nice weapons i got in that small but weaponful town uh thea you're up it is running 635 01:09:07,359 --> 01:09:13,599 so it how far is it from where the beam was before that's my important question so it was 636 01:09:13,599 --> 01:09:21,839 50 and then it ran another 40 closer to you guys so it is pythagorean theorem 637 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:29,279 a squared plus b squared equals it's too far away fucking hate you i can't do anything fun okay 638 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:40,079 equals 61 feet exactly math i mean it had been established it was not allowed to run more than 639 01:09:40,079 --> 01:09:47,440 60 feet away i mean i can't help you know you you know hurting it and wanting to flee now 640 01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:53,280 okay well i'm gonna let it go not the monkey but my beam back to the frozen songs 641 01:09:55,440 --> 01:10:01,520 you have no idea so how you said it's 30 feet from me 642 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:09,040 uh it was 50 from actually and then it moved i did the math and it's 64 feet away 643 01:10:09,039 --> 01:10:17,039 okay from the beam from the beam which sucks you're the worst yeah because you could have 644 01:10:17,039 --> 01:10:22,159 just said it reached but whatever it's not like you're married to me or anything and 645 01:10:22,159 --> 01:10:27,920 there will be consequences that's good okay how far is it from me uh 50 feet okay 646 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:28,319 okay 647 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:43,199 it's kind of funny come on i run toward it 20 feet okay it's in the trees by 10 feet 648 01:10:45,119 --> 01:10:51,920 so obscured vision i'm not sure what you're trying fine i run into the wood so i can see it 649 01:10:51,920 --> 01:11:00,319 okay yes sure you dash no because i won't be able to do any spells if i dash yeah yeah so you get 650 01:11:00,319 --> 01:11:05,279 to the edge of the trees yeah good okay so even if i can just see part of its hairy ass 651 01:11:05,279 --> 01:11:12,800 running away from me you see it's bleeding anus oh no wow i'm sure it doesn't want to just 652 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:17,279 have us kill it to put it out of its misery right well dagger right up right up the old 653 01:11:17,279 --> 01:11:27,920 bumhole okay anyway uh on this fleeing behind that i see i cast blight upon it at fourth level 654 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:35,840 okay so necromancy energy washes over this monkey ass motherfucker um draining moisture 655 01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:37,359 and vitality from it 656 01:11:40,559 --> 01:11:46,239 i'm sure it's all coming from the bum uh target must make a constitution saving throw 657 01:11:46,239 --> 01:11:55,359 13 yep that won't do it so it's going to take 11 d8 damage damn i don't have that many d8s 658 01:11:55,359 --> 01:11:59,920 give me a moment do you need us to roll some d8s for you yeah we can also roll for you group 659 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:07,599 roll team rule i mean it's kind of a it's like a team building exercise if we all 660 01:12:07,599 --> 01:12:12,719 roll all the d8s i have three available i'm not gonna i also have three i'm not gonna lie 661 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:18,800 to you i'm gonna say no only because i never get to deal damage ever that's fair so well yeah 662 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:25,920 russa always moves things four feet further from you than he needs i didn't even do it on purpose 663 01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:32,159 it just worked out that way right subconsciously you were doing the math i knew it quickly it's 664 01:12:32,159 --> 01:12:37,680 probably actually that's probably true your robot programming oh it's always doing math 665 01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:39,920 that quickly just outside error 666 01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:45,680 okay roll them i'm doing it 667 01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:57,920 okay seven eight nine ten eighteen twenty four twenty seven thirty one 668 01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:12,319 thirty four and then i have to roll two more so it's thirty four plus ten is forty four necro mantic 669 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:19,600 um necrotic necrotic that's the word i was looking for thinking no i think necromanic 670 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:24,159 was probably it yeah nailed it right there describe to me what your spell looks like 671 01:13:24,159 --> 01:13:27,279 i mean it's a shit ton of damage but describe to me you run over to the trees 672 01:13:27,279 --> 01:13:36,159 what do people see they see me run to the trees and then they see uh like a dark kind of cloud 673 01:13:36,159 --> 01:13:43,759 that comes from my hands but it has like a like a slick oily look to it and it wraps itself 674 01:13:43,759 --> 01:13:54,079 around this stupid monkey as it's running away and slowly starts to like squeeze and pulse 675 01:13:54,079 --> 01:13:58,640 yeah i like the idea of like this this this stuff coming out of your hands and like 676 01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:08,399 moving through the trees it does damage the foliage as it goes and then grabs grabs hold of 677 01:14:08,399 --> 01:14:17,439 this creature as it's swinging through the trees and it it's begins to slow as the life 678 01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:24,560 force is being drained from it and you see it reach for a branch and then begin to fall back 679 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:35,600 to the ground but right before it hits you see that same lightning bolt like the minute the 680 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:41,760 instant before it thuds to the ground it shoots up and out of the trees and everybody 681 01:14:42,079 --> 01:14:46,640 sees it shoot above the tree line and this large explosion goes up into the air 682 01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:51,600 and where there should be an echoing thud there is nothing 683 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:57,199 i think thea drops to her knees it takes a lot of energy to 684 01:14:57,199 --> 01:15:03,039 suck the life out of someone but my hair is shinier so there's that 685 01:15:03,039 --> 01:15:06,319 that 686 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:15,199 you are out of combat from what you saw if it had hit the ground you could presume that it would 687 01:15:15,199 --> 01:15:21,039 have been dead but was sucked back by something or someone 688 01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:29,760 doesn't feel like a win if i didn't for sure kill it i get it i think like the night sky 689 01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:34,960 lighting up and just us standing out there and looking up at the like the cloud that it goes 690 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:44,000 back into just oh you gotta fucking be kidding me there's some like wimpy ass bitch somewhere 691 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:51,039 throwing monkeys down and then just taking them back i scream out to the universe come 692 01:15:51,039 --> 01:15:52,159 and fight us yourself 693 01:15:56,239 --> 01:16:05,359 somewhere else we see a almost a crystal ball within the a 694 01:16:08,079 --> 01:16:19,119 liquid surface focusing in on thea and we see a hand tapping on the arm of a a chair 695 01:16:21,519 --> 01:16:32,239 it pens up and to the back of this person and we see in this room the dead body of this creature 696 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:41,600 and long white hair the loadiest fucking bros main good as he laughs 697 01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:45,920 and says i'll be coming for you soon 698 01:16:51,039 --> 01:17:02,399 the intro song nowhere land is by Kavin mcleod of incompetech.filmmusic.io 699 01:17:03,199 --> 01:17:10,319 all other music and sound effects can 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